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A Woman Becomes Engulfed in Vegetation
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Animal Crossing Villagers to Move Christmas to January 25th
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Soon You'll Be a Law!
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Dr. Seuss Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
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This Post Used to Be Racist in 2013
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Guys, Shut Up, the Giant Robots Look Like Justin Bieber
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I Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Carmack: Doom 3's Engine Ready for Some Reason
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I Want to Watch the Olympics, Live, From the Space Shuttle Successor
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9 Photos of Doctor Moreau and His Otter
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Sure Seems Like a Total Dick
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Writing About His Uncut Penis
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Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
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Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
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There's Something Strange About These Pine Cones?
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Nicolas Cage Sex Pics Stolen From GOP
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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That's a Good Idea
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French Sailor Punches Crocodile Latched Onto His Lap During Abortion Debate
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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People Turn to Crows
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AOL Still Has Enough Cash for Bar Mitzvahs
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The Gentlemen of the Future Have Enormous Heads
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DreamWorks Buys Rights to Sovereignty and Free Enterprise
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide
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Yep, GameStop's Making Its Own Game
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Next Penny Arcade Expo This Weekend Marks the 50th Anniversary of Sliced Bread and the Mystery of Ancient Bear Sex
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O.J. To Parole Board: I'm the Best!
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DMX Arrested in Plot to Blow Your Mind
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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