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Voted Headlines

476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
6	6 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit on Tom Cruise: "How Fucking Dare You" Know Anyone Who Sits on Him
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
56	56 Vote	How to Be a B*tch
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time