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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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There's So Much Ass
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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How to Make Black Friends
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After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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Sonic Is in Labor