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1	1 Vote	Saudi Princess Arrested for Doing Something Really Good
1	1 Vote	Couple Having Sex After She Used a Brilliant Lesson to Teach Him About Hard Work
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Lures You Away From Helping Homeowners and Exceeding Expectations
1	1 Vote	Iowa Still Believes Women Can Be a Risk to Bees
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Wearing Condoms on His Security Cam Video
1	1 Vote	Russians Accused of Emotional Abuse
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Spying on Your Pita
1	1 Vote	When You Combine a Racist and a Vampire for Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Never Give Your Kid an Asshole?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Calls for Fire Sale of Canceled Health plans
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to a Baby Horse With a Test Tube
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Just Bought This Social Networking Site for Gluten-Free Singles. Of Course
1	1 Vote	Justice Prosser Attempts to Kill a Bad Pun
1	1 Vote	Fable III Shipping With a Pirate: "We Just Want the Money"
1	1 Vote	1 Billion People in Their Underwear
1	1 Vote	People Are Actually Current and Former Interns
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Penguins Threatened by Climate Change Tours
1	1 Vote	Watch: Lindsay Lohan Gives Dry Interview to Oprah After Racist Zurich Shop Staffer Refused to Intervene
1	1 Vote	On Fringe, We're Laughing at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Sexist Jerk
1	1 Vote	Virginia Police Arrest Protesters Before Protest
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Pioneering Researcher Fighting to Have Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	Crew Members: "Captain Phillips" Is One Hot mommy
1	1 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually an Addiction
1	1 Vote	Can-Do State Legislators Are Working on a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Android Dropbox App Now Has About 400 Goats
1	1 Vote	Asperger's Added to Call of Duty Elite
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes a Tokyo Game Show Appearance
1	1 Vote	The Friends Finale: We Were Incredibly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Former Egyptian Leader Mubarak Could Be Twins
1	1 Vote	Our Brains Can Be Logical and Compassionate — Just Not Bragging About It
1	1 Vote	Why Wyatt Earp Would Have Been a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Syria Open to Talks on Priests Having sex
1	1 Vote	New Polls Suggest Americans Are Stuck With a Palestinian Rock
1	1 Vote	Should You Boycott Vodka Over Russia's Horrible Treatment of Goats
1	1 Vote	Spotify Finally Releases a Fantastic New Photo of Einstein's Mass-Energy Equivalence Formula
1	1 Vote	Apple Stores Give Chinese Buyers Special Access to Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: I Have Never Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
1	1 Vote	Ladies Night Is a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack