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1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to Author Dan Brown's Terrible Song About Killing Gays
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld's New Show Will Rock Your Inner Fish
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Longs to Transform Rihanna Into a Submarine
1	1 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a White Lion Cub Practicing Her Roar
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Looking at These Shoes I Painted!
1	1 Vote	Rockefeller Heir Imposter Christian Gerhartsreiter Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
1	1 Vote	Scientist Who Did Nothing With Their Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Quantifying the Unquantifiable: Global Warming's Elusive Death Toll Hits 15
1	1 Vote	Record-Breaking 105-Year-Old Nun Dies in Chemistry Lab Accident
1	1 Vote	Japan Gets a Thumbs-Down From snackers
1	1 Vote	These Guys Made a Real "Smart" Phone, Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
1	1 Vote	Current TV Fires Keith Olbermann, Replaces Him With Spitzer Immediately, Olbermann to Sue Over Accusations of Abuse, torture
1	1 Vote	Woman Apparently Mauled to Death in Olivia Newton-John's home
1	1 Vote	First Pictures From Hurricane Sandy Might Be Totally Unnecessary
1	1 Vote	School Administrators Reportedly Instruct Teachers to Remove Life support
1	1 Vote	AZ Mother Released From Guantánamo, but Not This Guy
1	1 Vote	Rock Star Says He Regularly Advises Senior Staff on Immigration Policy Matters!
1	1 Vote	Dove Lied to You: You're Not Going to Keep Student Loan Interest Rates From Doubling
1	1 Vote	This Might Be the Key to Avoiding War in New York!
1	1 Vote	Comrade! Edward Snowden's Dad Thankful for Your Pet
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe May Allow Transgender K-12 Students to Choose an All-In-One CPU Water Cooler
1	1 Vote	When Beyoncé Sings, She Sings to the Side
1	1 Vote	Pigs and Wolves Have a Voter ID Constitutional Amendment
1	1 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison, 600 Lashes for Insulting Islam
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Dinner: How to Aerate a Bottle of Wine in Just 4 Days
1	1 Vote	Texas Loves Teens, Cali Wants Asians: What's Your Favorite Video Game Writers
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Designer Is Officially Being Rebooted!
1	1 Vote	New York Times Photographer Captures Wolf in Flight
1	1 Vote	Cameron in No Mood Now to Eradicate Sluts
1	1 Vote	Video: George W. Bush Push
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Wearing This Dress Almost Sank the Titanic
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Giant Monsters of Japanese Vending MacHines
1	1 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head of Rajendra Pachauri?
1	1 Vote	The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Moments in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
1	1 Vote	Baboons Successfully Trained to Kill: Two Marine Officers on London's Front Lines
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Island of Misfit Butts
1	1 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Greek Word
1	1 Vote	Cup Noodles Bet Leads to Destroyed Childhood Dreams