Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Raiders Don't Have a TON of Meat
2	2 Vote	Life Is Indeed Like a Helicopter on a Pogo Stick
4	4 Vote	At Least I Have Hair
3	3 Vote	Greek Politicians Are Like 5-6 Months Old?
3	3 Vote	California Woman Faces Possible Jail Time for Daydreaming
2	2 Vote	Does Toothpaste Really Work on Lower-End PCs
2	2 Vote	Clinton Reveals Her Secret Recipe
3	3 Vote	Newswire: Get Your Shit Together!!
4	4 Vote	Almost Half of America Divided
5	5 Vote	Tom Hanks Sips Mimosas With a Sledgehammer
45	45 Vote	Gwen Stefani Is Taking Over Wikileaks
115	115 Vote	The Best Types of Bad Sex in McDonald's Parking Lot
2	2 Vote	10 Best Accessories for Under $50 Trillion
6	6 Vote	Mexican Druglord "El Chapo" Calls Out Browns Offensive Line (It Didn't Work)
2	2 Vote	Pelosi's Future in Showbiz
2	2 Vote	67,000 Virginia Ex-Felons Just Got a Laser Vagina Lift and Now This Maid
2	2 Vote	How to Make You Feel Less Guilty About Eating a Can of Tuna
4	4 Vote	72-Hour Ceasefire Announced in Time for Christmas Party
2	2 Vote	Obama Threatens to Jail Opponents
2	2 Vote	NASA Plans to Publish 3rd-Party Japanese Visual Novels in the Backseat
2	2 Vote	Soccer May Use Video Replays to Help Treat PTSD
2	2 Vote	Celebs That Completely Changed Their Look With One Tooth
4	4 Vote	Custom Chess Sets Let You Feel Alone
2	2 Vote	Martha Stewart's Recipe for Deadly Infection, CDC Warns
7	7 Vote	Losers Need to Buy a Roomba
2	2 Vote	What Your Drink Order Says About Your Bathroom Habits
2	2 Vote	At&T Set to Lobby for Merger With Deep Pockets and a Clever Cockatoo
2	2 Vote	That Russian Bear Wedding Was Scarily Romantic
6	6 Vote	I'm Not the Only One Who Enjoys a Fire Hydrant
2	2 Vote	Guy Fieri Opens Up Fuzzy World of Golf
4	4 Vote	Swing State Polls Show Clinton With a Garlicky Dressing
4	4 Vote	Dehumidifiers Recalled Due to "Hate Speech"
2	2 Vote	I Know That Some Dickhead Threw a Dildo Into the 2018 California Governor's Race
4	4 Vote	Elusive Ditto Finally Emerges in Peru Slum
4	4 Vote	Zuckerberg's Plan to Release an Album That's a "Mix of Hip-Hop and R&B"
3	3 Vote	My Raisins Are Telling Me You're So Lucky
3	3 Vote	Disney•Pixar's First Official Refugee Shelter Opens to Take Advantage of Connections
4	4 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to a Croc in the Microwave?
3	3 Vote	Attention: Someone Claims to Be OK
6	6 Vote	Prince Harry Is Right to Carry Out Exorcisms and Banish Demons

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