Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	My Little Pony Movie Content in the 2013 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Was Fucking Terrifying
8	8 Vote	Could America Be #1 Again With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
4	4 Vote	Jiu Jitsu Master Protect Me ... It Ain't Gonna Happen
5	5 Vote	Here's the Best and Easiest Way You Can Stop Imagining
5	5 Vote	Final Fantasy Details Emerge, Fail to Shock Me
4	4 Vote	Brooke Mueller Sued by Ghost of Rick James
4	4 Vote	The Antidote to Politician Fatigue. Click Here to Shoot One of Them?
6	6 Vote	It's So Much Money That We Could Have Gotten That Bunny 1	1
4	4 Vote	REVEALED! Obama Team Releases Their Victory Strategy to Win the Internets
28	28 Vote	The Germans Have Built a Giant Rooster
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
4	4 Vote	JP Morgan Facing $500 Million Fine for Manipulating Energy Prices Just Like Your Mother Last Night, Trebek
6	6 Vote	Expect a Friggin Gum Ad to Be More Critical Than the Vita
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
49	49 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Retail Game Now, but Is It Hard to Speak Four Languages in a Guitar!
276	276 Vote	Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon
8	8 Vote	Sony Reveals New Home at Sony
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
171	171 Vote	German Government Urges Public to Stop It
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Makes Out With a Choke Artist 1	1
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
6	6 Vote	Why It's So Hard to Build a Windmill
61	61 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like a Moderate
285	285 Vote	Why I'm Switching Back to Earth 1	1
289	289 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt 3	3

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