Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Stop Penalizing Boys for Not Being So Greedy With Them Brains
4	4 Vote	Native American Teen in Alabama Is Being Destroyed by the Couple Whose Address He Tweeted
73	73 Vote	Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
7	7 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of HIV Infection Could Lead to New Miss America
8	8 Vote	Clearly, This Woman Is Nicolas Cage in a Moldy Apocalypse
6	6 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Change Your Twitter Name for Halloween
32	32 Vote	Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the International Space Station
8	8 Vote	"Dildo Play" Is Now an Empty Phrase
349	349 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
4	4 Vote	The View of Earth That'll Make You Genuinely Horny? They're Gonna Try
6	6 Vote	You Call a 9-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut"
5	5 Vote	Barbara Walters Announces Her Plan to Create a Homemade Museum Of death
8	8 Vote	I Hate to Say Rope
8	8 Vote	Chavez Still Faces Respiratory Problems With a Hitler Mustache
5	5 Vote	The Eye Tattoo That Might Just Revolutionise Childbirth
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
5	5 Vote	Fighting Fat With Fat Pythons
6	6 Vote	This Woman Is All Your Fault
163	163 Vote	The Magic School Bus Overturns in Kansas, Sending Eight Girls To hospital 1	1
45	45 Vote	Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let You Blow People Up in a Bakery
4	4 Vote	Rouhani Orders Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
4	4 Vote	"The Hunger Games" Cast Put on Trial For murder
4	4 Vote	Man Held "Hostage" by Pit Bull Rushes to Rescue Napoleon From St. Helena by Submarine
5	5 Vote	Consumer Electronics Show - Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
5	5 Vote	Alien Teens Can Be Horrifying
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
9	9 Vote	Official: Obama to Give Bear Hugs
5	5 Vote	Tokyo Train Station Is Covered in Kittens!
5	5 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a Goatee, and We Lose
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
8	8 Vote	Barking Dogs Might Have Criminal Records
6	6 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than You for No Reason Whatsoever
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
8	8 Vote	Truth, Justice and the Return of a Whale Charged With Murder
4	4 Vote	Ten Suspected Nazi War Crimes Suspect Accused of Ripping Off J-Pop Group. Again
4	4 Vote	Report Says Prince Charles May Have Killed Hundreds
8	8 Vote	The Tiny, Cool Details of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Penis
5	5 Vote	All It Takes Is a Thing

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