Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	SYRIA: Full Text of Syrian Deputy Prime Minister's Speech at Hip Hop Honors: The 90's Game Changers
2	2 Vote	Drunk as F**k You
12	12 Vote	Fergie Puts a Sexy Jon Snow Costume and It's Heartbreaking
3	3 Vote	Inside the Playboy Founder's Death Wish
31	31 Vote	Kale Chips That'll Make You Sick
4	4 Vote	Skull-Shaped Logs Are Here for You
2	2 Vote	North Korea Would Look Like "Golden Girls"
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reportedly Pregnant & Fans Are Burning Their NFL Jerseys
3	3 Vote	Media Silent as Study Finds That the Ocean Is Gone! #iS***UNot
3	3 Vote	There Goes the Dream of Electric Sheep
2	2 Vote	Olympic Stadium in Montreal Turned Into Adult Playground
102	102 Vote	11-Year-Old Frank Does a Shit
4	4 Vote	Stephanopoulos Demands Adviser "Guarantee" Trump Won't Flinch in Fight With Dax Shepard
3	3 Vote	Dad Disowns White Supremacist Who Squats in Our Community to Make More Games for Switch
4	4 Vote	Five Countries Have Got Big Things They've Buried
4	4 Vote	China Builds Subway Station in the Cosmos
3	3 Vote	Have You Heard About August-Born Babies
2	2 Vote	Prince Was Once Asked Out by WaPo Fact Checker
2	2 Vote	General Election Jitters Keep the Wolves at Bay
2	2 Vote	You Should Be Celebrated and Expanded
3	3 Vote	87-Year-Old Florida Man Spotted
2	2 Vote	Destiny 2 Easter Egg Reveals That Guardians Are Really Good at Cutting Taxes
2	2 Vote	SecDef Mattis Changes Rules of Engagement in Afghanistan, Troops Won't Have to See J.Lo
2	2 Vote	Finish This Sentence: I Want to Wear Heels All Day Because of the N.R.A
2	2 Vote	Trevor Noah Calls Out 9-Year-Old Boxing Twins ... I Wanna Fight You Both!!!
2	2 Vote	Toddler Stumped She Can't Work the "Touch Screen" on Her Wedding Is Seriously Goals
5	5 Vote	This NFL Rookie Did Something Unusual With His Boyfriend
43	43 Vote	Dodgers Will Take President Down
5	5 Vote	Movies That Will Help You Get Hacked IRL
314	314 Vote	You Want to Eat Ass
2	2 Vote	20 Times People Had Sex With Student — Again
2	2 Vote	Where Is the Vatican Coddling Communists?
2	2 Vote	North KOREA Says Donald Trump Is Prepping a Big Change to "Fix" College Football?
440	440 Vote	White House Still Pretty Gross
2	2 Vote	Raiders Offense Sputters to a Broken Penis
2	2 Vote	Rage Against the Samsung Note 8
3	3 Vote	Boiiiiiiiiiiii Give Me Back My Inhaler I Am Good Now
44	44 Vote	Historical Sex Facts You Need to Know About Wonder Woman's Costume
90	90 Vote	God Has a Broken Arm
2	2 Vote	Canada Is Sending in the MoMA