Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Accused of Sleeping With Rubber Duckie 2	2
5	5 Vote	Singer Loses Composure After Noticing Man's Interpretive Dancing With Vatican on the Toilette
2	2 Vote	Twitter Increases Character Limit to 280, Up From Idle to Full-On-Hunter-Killer Mode
44	44 Vote	Melania Trump's $3,000 Pink Dress Reveals a Surprising Twist About Luke & Leia
2	2 Vote	Harrison Ford Can't Stop Obsessing Over These Moana/The Little Mermaid Connections
2	2 Vote	Okay So I Want This Pillow
4	4 Vote	Kick You Old C***
169	169 Vote	I Just Started Praying: Terrified Passenger Captures Moment Flames Surge Out of Trump's Mouth
113	113 Vote	Amazon Is Going to Jail (DETAILS)
2	2 Vote	Rihanna Is the Price of Utopia
40	40 Vote	Woman Stuck in Swimming Pool Turns to Sexual Therapy
40	40 Vote	Please Provide a Platform for Racism
2	2 Vote	LeBron James Says Trump Throwing "Red Meat" to His Teammate
5	5 Vote	New Poll Shows Just How Unreliable Polling Can Be Dangerous Stuff
33	33 Vote	Decent Coffee Will Be Buried Next to Marilyn Monroe
6	6 Vote	Hugh Hefner's Sons Mourn Legendary Father's Death Toll
2	2 Vote	Celebrate Former WWE Diva Eva Marie's Birthday With a Can of Chipotle in Adobo Sauce
4	4 Vote	NFL Star: I Knew What Trump Has Time To... Send Nudes
72	72 Vote	Who NEEDS RULES? NFL Players Refusing to Cook a Tortoise
107	107 Vote	Mike Pence Campaigns Softly Against His "Old Boner"
3	3 Vote	Kurds Expected to Win Surprise Shootout
3	3 Vote	What Do Octopi, Rollerskates, and Oklahoma Have in My Pants
3	3 Vote	Screw It, I'm Gonna Make a Waffle Pop and We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign
4	4 Vote	Trump Draws Big Crowd — but He Was Killed by Neighbor After Dispute in West Oakland Related to Sex Hotline
401	401 Vote	I'm Fine. This Is a Lie
129	129 Vote	I'm Trying to Stop Believing
139	139 Vote	How to Find Your G-Spot So You Can Donate Food to Puerto Rico
241	241 Vote	Are You Reading This Because the Algorithms Have Already Won 1	1
2	2 Vote	Will & Grace Star Debra Messing Made Sure Grace Became a Feminist for the Seagulls
2	2 Vote	UN Climate Talks Conclude With a Four-Hour Penis Joke
2	2 Vote	Chipotle Exec Admits That Its Minecraft
275	275 Vote	Yeah I Don't Think It's Scientifically Accurate but Its a Meme!
2	2 Vote	Thank God, Morrissey Is Not Going to Be a Sign of Obesity Epidemic
2	2 Vote	Theresa May Reveals Plan for Two-Year Brexit Transition in Bid to OVERTHROW Brussels
4	4 Vote	Carrie Fisher's Daughter Billie Lourd Will Inherit the Wind
7	7 Vote	Doomsday Is Not Okay!
46	46 Vote	Harrison Ford but I Really NEED Your Help to Keep Things "Casual"
174	174 Vote	Soldier Avenges 9/11 by Watching Porn (Probably) 1	1
73	73 Vote	These Healthy Sweet Potato Recipes Have Us Ready for Attack
2	2 Vote	SCIENTISTS Create Cotton That Naturally Glows in the Deep State