Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

chapter3

Voted Headlines

178	178 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
239	239 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
185	185 Vote	KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
63	63 Vote	General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1

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