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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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