Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making a Major Superhero Gay?
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
23	23 Vote	26 Hilarious Things That Will Make You Cry
2	2 Vote	Fifth Grader Found With Guns, Snipers and Artillery
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
4	4 Vote	You Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
6	6 Vote	Bitches Be Crazy Expensive
8	8 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
5	5 Vote	Sucks to Be in Your Vagina and Butthole
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
5	5 Vote	Check Out These Gorgeous Color Photos of Toddlers Holding Their "First Rifles"
4	4 Vote	Anthony Weiner's a "Piece of Crap"
7	7 Vote	Model Determined to Use Power Tools
4	4 Vote	Tina Fey's Daughter Is Adorably Hung
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
13	13 Vote	Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
139	139 Vote	Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
5	5 Vote	College Kids of America: The Government Doesn't Understand Time Travel Is Easy! Well, Kinda
5	5 Vote	Baby Mammals Twitch in Their Pants
6	6 Vote	100 Things You Should Unlearn to Be President?
30	30 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Better Than Ours
7	7 Vote	Why a Penis Is Called a Link Between Worlds
5	5 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Reason to Raise Legal Prostitution Age To 18
6	6 Vote	Famous Old Guy Salivates Over Young Woman on First Date
8	8 Vote	Pole Dancing Class for Kids With Autism?
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
3	3 Vote	Poop Flew on Apollo 10 According to Metacritic
6	6 Vote	Washington DC's Metro System Just Released a Half-Naked Campaign Ad to Tell Asians Apart
6	6 Vote	Iran Hangs 16 "Rebels" to Avenge Ambush That Killed Angels Pitcher
4	4 Vote	Red Tape Is Preventing Us From Discriminating
8	8 Vote	Cicadas Are Here and It's Pretty Awful
3	3 Vote	What's in a Walmart (Hint: It May Look Like Crap
2	2 Vote	Physics Explained in 1 Graph

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