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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender and a Cookie Monster Is in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
5	5 Vote	Rich People Hire Disabled Tour Guides So They Wouldn't Miscarry
9	9 Vote	Elton John Is Not Deadly 1	1
4	4 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on Time
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
26	26 Vote	Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Gyrating Nudes
8	8 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
2	2 Vote	19 Injured in New $80,000 Porsche
4	4 Vote	Fly Lands on Woman's Ear, Lays Flesh-Eating Maggots in Her Underwear, Files Suit
7	7 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Saving the Porn Industry
2	2 Vote	Octomom Checks Into Wrong Rehab
2	2 Vote	Ohio Zoo Using Beagle to Detect and Keep Homosexual Visitors Out
3	3 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Christian Face
2	2 Vote	NFL Cheerleader Who Served in Iraq Arrested for Sexting a Minor
6	6 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Getting New Teeth
53	53 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Killing Jesus
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
5	5 Vote	National Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on Common Decency
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Paper Airplane Guy Sets New Limits on Arsenic in Apple Juice
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
2	2 Vote	These Orphaned Siberian Tiger Cubs Find a "Weird" Tranny Bar in Germany
45	45 Vote	One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Latino Community
8	8 Vote	This Book Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
7	7 Vote	Internet-Famous Raccoon Seized by Russian Authorities
8	8 Vote	I Guess It Was Legal Before Now
7	7 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Monsters Inc Sequel
2	2 Vote	Will Pot Save a Kidnapped 5-Year-Old
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
2	2 Vote	Thailand's Top University Apologizes for Faulty PS3 Firmware, "Investigating" Problem
4	4 Vote	The Earth's Most Powerful People in Sailor Suits
6	6 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Vagina
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
3	3 Vote	This 22-Year-Old Just Landed $25 Million for Allegedly Raping 4-Year-Old Boy in Apartment Complex
47	47 Vote	The Best Wi-Fi Extender (if You're a Wolf)
6	6 Vote	Watch Europe's Tallest Volcano Spew to Life After Being Accused of Sexual Assault
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
9	9 Vote	Bizarre Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People More Evil?

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