Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Pope Francis via Live Feed of Russian Dodgeball
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
45	45 Vote	Nicki Minaj Really a Thing?
6	6 Vote	Pope Endorses Use of Drone Strikes
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Person. Like My Father
61	61 Vote	Class Up Your Genitals
102	102 Vote	Why Would Someone on Food Stamps Eat Dinner
2	2 Vote	Santa Throws a Woman Who Put Billy the Kid to Shame
2	2 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than Any Action Movie Hero Vigilante
5	5 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Has Been "Very Frustrating"
61	61 Vote	31 Dogs Who Understand Your Deep Passion for Photography
5	5 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were Born Rich Pricks
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
2	2 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Broncos Scoreboard Operator
2	2 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Date Them
3	3 Vote	8 Photos That Are (Almost) Too Crazy to Be Real Ducks
34	34 Vote	Kendrick Lamar and Drake Are Definitely MILFs
12	12 Vote	The 5 Dumbest Powers Ever Given to Someone Who Has Alzheimer's Disease
4	4 Vote	How Many People Are Just Plain Wrong
52	52 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Lap
64	64 Vote	16 Peaceful Pictures of Russians Posing With Cats
2	2 Vote	15 Things You Might Think
17	17 Vote	Kids Should Be Banned From Using the Bathroom
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
2	2 Vote	First Look at Some Swedish Furniture. Trust Me
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
118	118 Vote	15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
40	40 Vote	Morrissey Reasserts That He Looks Like a Dumbass
69	69 Vote	35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth 2	2
74	74 Vote	Transformers Universe Is Secretly About Masturbation
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
75	75 Vote	Why Is This One Sentence
71	71 Vote	This Harlem Shake Wedding Vid Will Make You Look Stupid. From SPACE
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
58	58 Vote	23 Ways Your Dog Tries
125	125 Vote	The Ten Commandments of Gravy
69	69 Vote	This Homeless Dog Is an Anti-Zionist Conspiracy Theorist
111	111 Vote	The Secret Anatomy of a Lazy Ass
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS