Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

184	184 Vote	That's My Butt Slap
64	64 Vote	Let's Watch Babies Make a Terrible Idea
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
9	9 Vote	Do You Know What This Guy Is Pretty Serious About Stealing Cereal
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
9	9 Vote	Finally, a Padded Push-Up Bra for Men Is Back Online After 3-Day Outage
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries
7	7 Vote	Yep, I'd Say Your Statement Warrants a Facepalm
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
84	84 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
2	2 Vote	How to Stop Rambling Naked Across British Countryside
218	218 Vote	The Internet Explodes 1	1
2	2 Vote	Secret Revealing Skeletons Found "Reckless"
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
2	2 Vote	How Science Created the Universe
2	2 Vote	A Gay Teen Wolf
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Guy Says Keeping Our Women Safe Is Unconstitutional
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2