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America Should Be Illegal
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More Than 100,000 Apply for Mission to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb
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29 People Who Were Really, Really Sad
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8 Ways to Make a Goddamn Abomination
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Got Twenty Minutes? Here, Kick Some Ass
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Pope Francis Set to Be Cute, Is Instead Horrifying
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Watch an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Lakers Game
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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NYPD Will Now Kill Darth Vader
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Your Tiny Apartment Will Seem Huge After These Korean Prison Camps
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Somebody Looked at This Graphic
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Surely the Dalai Lama Says We Should Teach Poor Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
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When Godzilla Fought the Law
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Facebook Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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You Can Rent Old Men in Suits
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Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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Tyler, the Creator of the World
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BREAKING: The Best Ways to Be Wrong
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Watch a Tiger Make Out With Elmo in Times Square
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Heartwarming Story Behind Why This Army Vet Can't Own a Gun
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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How to Be a Cube
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The People Who Go Here Die. Some of Them Shouldn't Have Done That