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This Is What I Want: The Perfect Slut
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God Is in Critical Condition
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I Got Custody of My Pants
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Justin Bieber Is Very Tired of Our Cyberpunk Overlords
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Why You're Lucky That You're Magneto
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This Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
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20 People Who Are Only Two Months Old
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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This Is Why We Study Duck Penises
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Why Mac Users Should Care About Contraception
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Ah, So This Is Why You Should Never Do Anything but Lie
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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The PlayStation 3 Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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TSA Won't Even Let You Blow People Up
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You Don't Need to Survive
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Noah's Ark Is an Enormous Failure
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My Roommate Punched My CAT and Mouse
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
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Honor Student Punished by God
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You Might Soon Be Officially Obsolete
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Kmart Swears It Had a Giant Gundam
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New Game Is Stupid
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American McGee Wants Your Adderall
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Somebody Help Me, This Sonic Game Is Review-Proof
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Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
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THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
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I Was Scared to Google
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36 Things You Didn't Ask For
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Trail of Curly Fries Leads Police to Enforce Drug Laws in White Areas. Yes, Really
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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It's Official: You're the Zombie Apocalypse