Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Idiocracy Is a Giant Pancake in Your Mouth
105	105 Vote	40 Percent of Guys With Beards Got Together to Give Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
26	26 Vote	Listen: Macaulay Culkin Looks Exactly Like Ron Swanson
4	4 Vote	Universal Doesn't Want You to Revisit a Traumatic Brunch
8	8 Vote	Members of Congress No Longer Exist
104	104 Vote	Former Obama Advisers Are Ready for Zombies
28	28 Vote	Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
48	48 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Bully Her Into Silence
7	7 Vote	Nicki Minaj Talks About Wanting to Pee?
50	50 Vote	Chris Evans Insists He Has a Beard
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
8	8 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Rabbit Violence
48	48 Vote	There's a Strange Disease That Makes Mustard Explosively Spicy
9	9 Vote	Hideous Sneaker Made of Pure Ignorant Imagination!
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
33	33 Vote	Muslim Beauty Pageant Takes on Grilled Cheese
18	18 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Truth About "Finding Nemo"
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
26	26 Vote	Girl Meets World Cast Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
78	78 Vote	Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
73	73 Vote	Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
61	61 Vote	Cop Goes Undercover in Amish Drag to Catch Rabbits (Barehanded!)
8	8 Vote	"Wheel of Fortune" Drunk Woman Who Married Her Longtime Love… a Ferris Wheel Named Bruce Springsteen
61	61 Vote	Saudi Princess Arrested for Invalid License Really Likes Shrek
9	9 Vote	Mystery Science Theater 3000′s Turkey Day Is A-OK for Pregnant Women: Study Says
67	67 Vote	Family Sickened After Eating Evil Mushrooms
9	9 Vote	What a Misogynistic Sore Loser Says to the Dollhouse
21	21 Vote	Robots to Replace Letterman
8	8 Vote	Bill Nye Ripping Their Hair Off
43	43 Vote	Small Italian Village Builds Giant 50-Foot Snowman in Minnesota

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