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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Creme Egg
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She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
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That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
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Feral Cats Declare War on Salad
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10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
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Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Too Fat to Get a Rental Boyfriend
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You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying
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Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine
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First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
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Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
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This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
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Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
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President Obama Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
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There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald
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13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario
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4Chan Declared War on Salad
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Why You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore
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27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
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Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot
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Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
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Sheesh! Kermit the Frog Finds Himself Trapped in a Fallout Shelter
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Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
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My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
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Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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My Roommate Is Actually Human!
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Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is a Really Weird Scientist
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Sesame Street Fighter
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Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
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Today Is a Mistake
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
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Atheists Want an Apology From Oprah Over Her "Awesome" Relationship With Tiger Woods
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Republicans Continue to Be Mean