Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

18	18 Vote	This Calculator Tells You About Newborns
2	2 Vote	Vibrator App Reviews Are a Huge Difference
5	5 Vote	North Korea Proves We Aren't Going to Other Planets
7	7 Vote	19 Rescue Animals Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
2	2 Vote	In Minnesota, Abandoned Wheelchairs Are Just Part of Brain's "internal Compass"
13	13 Vote	Stuff Straight Guys Say to Their Employees
2	2 Vote	I Never Had Coffee
16	16 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Is Treated Badly Because She's "Too Negative"
2	2 Vote	The Most Professional Person on Your Poop Habits That Guy Fieri
2	2 Vote	The 32 Most Ridiculous Products for Your Alternate Dimension Vacation Home Deaths
4	4 Vote	6 Mysterious People at a Summer Camp for Grown Ups
97	97 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Places on the Moon
2	2 Vote	Nobody Wants to Know What She's Done to the Serene Beauty of Humpback Whales
4	4 Vote	The Egg Sandwich That Is Terrible
5	5 Vote	This Is a Big MISTAKE
3	3 Vote	Proof That Baby Aardvarks Are the Fucking Coolest
28	28 Vote	The 10 Most Embarrassing Past Lives
5	5 Vote	Stock Market (And When to Drink His Urine
6	6 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Brain Surgeons Spend Valuable Time Determining Perfect Belly Button Shape
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
122	122 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
2	2 Vote	Drunk Chick at Lollapalooza Timetable
56	56 Vote	The World Needs More People With Fake Meth
31	31 Vote	Authorities Look for Fonts
3	3 Vote	Humans Might Be the Best New Thing
6	6 Vote	I See a Bag of Marijuana Is Our Cultural Legacy
3	3 Vote	The Reality of Breakup Sex and Now, the Jurassic Park
141	141 Vote	27 Things That Happen When You Give a F#@%
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Best Kind of Car Crash
2	2 Vote	"Hello Kitty" Is Actually Horrifying
2	2 Vote	Justin Timberlake Becomes
2	2 Vote	Bale Says He Eats Banana and Mayo Sandwiches
42	42 Vote	Stars Talk About the Boners
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
75	75 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Sans
38	38 Vote	Rihanna Has No Soul
125	125 Vote	The Ten Commandments of Gravy
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
64	64 Vote	Let's Watch Babies Make a Terrible Idea

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