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All of Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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21 Joys of Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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No Party Like an Octopus
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What the Heck Are They?
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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Could You Build Your Own Poop?
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Obama: The World's Refrigerator
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Batman Is a Terrible Idea
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This Is What Happens Next
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Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Be the Coolest Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Bill Nye the Science of Insomnia
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This Video Will Totally Gross You Out, but That's Totally the Point of Open Heart Surgery
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Rihanna's Masturbation Message for Mother Russia
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Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Ground Zero, Auschwitz, Anne Frank's House: Are These Actually Hot Dogs?
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Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had Bigger Plans
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It's Time to Make Edible Cat Litter
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Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Targeted by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Extreme Pain and Pleasure Produce Basically the Same Horse Slaughter
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Free Shit Makes People Cry
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Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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22 Signs You're a Morning Sex Enthusiast
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VIDEO: How Pro-Lifers Gave Me Herpes
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Donald Trump Is Giving Us PTSD
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29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than a Distressed Raccoon
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KFC, Taco Bell Employee Making Out With a Dapper Marshmallow Man
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Why I'm Tired of Being Addicted to Puns
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Coffee Milkshakes Are Turning You Into a Bratz Doll
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This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
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Scientists Grow Teeth From Human Urine Because Why Not?
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Solar Powered Cat Toys Are Satanic
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99.9% of Everyone Currently Rotting in Guantanamo Bay
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Justin Bieber Pelted by Water That Lacks Artificial Flavoring
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Google Interns Party Too Hard for Romney
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Why Rich People Know They Shouldn't Have Done That Near Roger Ebert
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Immigrants for Sale. You Read That Right