Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

40	40 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Hat on Subway Platform
6	6 Vote	Soon You'll Be Fighting Off Swarms of Cocaine-Loving Butterflies as Soldiers in the Ass
4	4 Vote	Bro Gets High for His Birthday Party
32	32 Vote	Man Facing Murder Trial Claims He Was Jerking Off to Harvard 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Medieval Banging
4	4 Vote	The Perfect Message for the Gays
4	4 Vote	OMG — GIANT Crocodile Bites the Dust
4	4 Vote	Peter Griffin Goes to Clown Town: Liveblogging the Republican Debates
98	98 Vote	16 Diabolical Acts of Nonviolence
38	38 Vote	Iran's Focus on "Sexting"
215	215 Vote	I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
95	95 Vote	Cat: I Almost Punched Him
122	122 Vote	William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
117	117 Vote	Warm the Cockles of Your Dong?
74	74 Vote	Venus Williams Ousted From Communist Party Forever
72	72 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Still a Bad Idea
127	127 Vote	From 7,500 Feet Up, London Looks Like a Pussy
94	94 Vote	How I Learned From Having Sex With Fruit
66	66 Vote	23 Things Only Truckers Know About "Jurassic World"
7	7 Vote	Drake Is Just Like Everyone Else
66	66 Vote	CBS Picks Up Drama About a Bro Who Can Fashion His Beard Into Any Shape Imaginable
35	35 Vote	Alien: A Film Adaptation of the Tea Party in 6 Minutes
195	195 Vote	Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1	1
65	65 Vote	Marco Rubio Steps Closer to an Unusual Love for Anime
72	72 Vote	150-Year-Old Human Skull Is Transformed Into Jessica Rabbit
100	100 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You Smarter
113	113 Vote	Dad Jokes So Bad That Our Ankles Hurt
80	80 Vote	8 Actors Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
141	141 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Disgusting
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
3	3 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Hung Up on Ecstasy and Ketamine
24	24 Vote	21 Easy Appetizers With Three Vaginas
4	4 Vote	Watch: I Want to Finger Your Butt: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
4	4 Vote	Facebook Ignored a Freezing Dog From Freezing Pond
6	6 Vote	Donkeys Reunited at Polish Zoo After Sex Scandal ID'd

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