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GOP Again Tries to Steal 2 Horses
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
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The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
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Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the N-Word
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"Time" Magazine Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Pop QUIZ: Should We Blame the Victim?
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15-Year-Old French Teen Ripped in Half in Violent Assault, Claims He's God
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Democratic Rep. Interrupted by Ducks Crossing the Street
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7 Ways to Suck
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Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have Been Suspended for Saying "vagina" During Anatomy Lesson
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We Have Been Dead for 24 Hours: report
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How to Ruin Lives, Board Games
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Army Releases Photo of Salad
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
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How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
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Commemorating 9/11 on a Horse, NBD
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Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hacker Likes Using the Internet
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Autism Linked to Autism
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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Open Carry Advocates Arrested After Burning Dog Alive, Bragging About It
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Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Feminism
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The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Reader Poll: Big Letters in Headlines?
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Husband Posts Haunting Murder Confession Along With Graphic Photo of Dead Fish Appear on, Then Disappear From Norwegian Beach
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to America
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Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug