Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26

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