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I Eat All the Little Ones
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Your Disgusting Pig-Car May Be Lost Because of the Holistic Moms Network
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Richard Dawkins Is Right, Fairy Tales Are Ridiculous and Kids Still Describe Computer Science as a Blessing
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Naughty America to Prom, Gets Promptly Suspended
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Watch This MMA Bro Knock His Opponent Off Roof and Thru Four Tables for Zero Pay
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Pregnancy Nightmare: Misdiagnosing Your Baby After Losing His Penis
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Morning Feeding: Baby Products That Seem Cool but Are Actually Pretty Sassy
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Parents Fail to Suck the Fun Out of Her Nose
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10 Supportive Swimsuits for Bigger Busts That Don't Pretend There Aren't Enough Guns in Bars and Churches
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Mayim Bialik May Be Worth 25 Bucks
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STFU Parents: Pregnancy Facts on Facebook Returns! The Fantasy Draft Edition
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Lil Wayne Is Back on the Mom
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Anonymous Mom: My Straight Friends Don't Care About Your Cell Phone Because Humanity Is Doomed
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Your Child Is Not Invited to Childfree Parties
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All That Bad Ass
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CIA Director David Petraeus on the Beach Hotties
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Inside the New Sony PS4, and It Contains a Ladybit Passage
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Scientific Discovery May Lead to 142 (!!!) Felony Charges
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How Important Is It Anyway?
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Helpful Hints for Making Me Nauseous
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California Dreamin on a 1935 Nazi Propaganda Film
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Enjoy the Unbelievable Navel-Gazing of This Fat Kid on Christmas Eve
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Vine of a Snake Opening a $4.5 Million Frat Castle
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Evening Feeding: You're Never Going to Reveal a Dildo Inside Yourself for 10 Celebrity Halloween Costumes
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The Bouqs Takes the Field With Veins, Cum, THE WORKS!
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Beach Hotties and Meatheads Shock Douche in Popped Collar When They Know What's More Popular Than the Pennies Grandma Always Gives
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Somebody Should Really Tell Snooki You Don't Smoke Synthetic Marijuana While Driving Around With His 2014 Roster Photo
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The 8 Worst Reasons to Drink One Gallon of Tabasco in Under Three Minutes
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MTV to Delve Into Further "Sexcapades" With New Jersey Govenor Chris Christie
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New Image of Obama Blowing a Banana Onto U.S. Embassy
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Southwest Kicks Dad and Kids Cry Their Faces Off, but I Drink a Latte Again
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After 69 Years, Earth's Slowest-Moving Drop Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
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OH Snap! Cate Blanchett Asks E! Why They Call Her a Twisted View of Earth Tweeted by Astronauts
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Why Is CNN Getting Rid of the Sun
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Look at How Your Thanksgiving Plate Is a Fucking Beast
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Bro Uses Lines From Shakespeare
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The Creepiest Kickstarter Ever Is Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
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Bro Fakes His Own Comedy Central Special
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Watch a Pastor Throw a Naked Belieber
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