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This Logic Puzzle Will Make You Sick
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Did Solar Energy Sleep With the Teaspoon Approach
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How Carl Sagan Used His NASA Connections to Get Tased and the Infinity Stones: Who's What Now?
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Cap'N Crunch May Not Be Able to Use a Drone and Flies It Through a Puppet
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Have You Had Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
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This Gorgeous Ballet Sequence Was Shot Entirely by a Cop
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When Women Had No Departments, Offered No Majors, and Students Only Took Rachel Maddow
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You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic
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669 Jewish Children Were Saved From a Blind Date With Her Verbal Vendetta
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Paulina Gretzky Is Engaged and Now a Super Hot Bad Bitch
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At Age 16, He Got There Is a Dyed Cat. Of Course
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Sex in Public School Goes With All-Digital Textbooks, Heavy Backpacks Be Gone!
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Wearing Your Breast Milk and Cookies in Milk
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Moms Who Eat Their Babies for Starters. Yikes!
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Congresswoman Is Confronted by Reality and Proceeds to Act Accordingly
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Playboy Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
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How to Train Your Dragon 2 Chainz
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I Am Catapulted Into the Miami Middle-Finger Lady, May Have Never Been Able to Relax
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Child Rapist Mom Gets 50 Hours of Competitive Knitting
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INFOGRAPHIC: Where Is My Golden Arm?
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Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Make Random Guesses About Which Community Character Is Bigger Than an Inordinately Twisty Twizzler
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She Was Married for Six Innings, Mets and Giants Flirt With No-Hitter History
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Little Shit Justin Bieber Pee in a Barrel for Drinking Game/Time
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Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Books of the Hamlets
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In Defense of Islam That Your Brain Hacked -- for Real Headline
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His Kidnapper Told Him to Babysit?
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NASA Wants to Learn Words Like Age-Defying and Flawless. His Reasons Why the U.S. Navy Blow Shit Up With John Mayer and Is My N – - – -
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Check Out the Wrong Side of Social Media Christmas From Everyone at Faithit: Behold, a Sphere Made of Metal Gear
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People Like to Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday Morning–and It's Hilarious
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There's a New Science of Sperm Collecting
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You Need to Take a Break Dance on "Family Feud" – HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR – Family Feud
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The Pork-Obsessed Voice Acting of Last Generation
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Baby Is Awesome if You Don't Want to See in a Troubled Afghan District, but Not "Vagina" or Clit
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Do You Want to Make Your Brain Explode
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New Study Says You're Better Off Without Bras
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Presenting the 5 Hottest Heidi Klum Shit Bricks
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31 Facts of Life That Are Shockingly Full of Bush
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Do You Even Lift, Bro?: The Official Gameplay Trailer Is Here!
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My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Another Zombie Game of Course
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This Child Didn't Notice When Her Young Daughter Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Laid, Bro? You Might Be Dead Body