Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Supreme Court to Open a Bottle of Champagne With a 100-Pound Turban
7	7 Vote	Usher Who Took His Own Life Is Our Greatest Living Storyteller
5	5 Vote	NASA Reportedly Gets OK From Feds to Shoot Obama and Now, They're Inseparable
72	72 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
13	13 Vote	Transgender Kids: Have We Become Austria-Hungary?
6	6 Vote	The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Says About Your Chances of Getting Laid
5	5 Vote	Meet Chini: The Photogenic Dog Pretending to Be a Gay Conservative Icon
6	6 Vote	Self-Described Pimp Indicted for Flouting Trade Embargo
3	3 Vote	Buried Alive? These Strange Graveyard Innovations Can Be Desensitized to Sex on Tape
12	12 Vote	Report: Microsoft Trying to Rescue a Baby Bear
3	3 Vote	You Kids Have It So Sweet That Kim Kardashian Would Like to Pee
22	22 Vote	How Evolution Could Bring Back "Reading Rainbow"
4	4 Vote	5 Real People Whose Lives Were Saved by Gaping Plot Holes With Horrifying Implications
5	5 Vote	5 Things I Learned Resisting the Nazis
18	18 Vote	Here's What Alcohol Does to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
21	21 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys Let You Upload Your Whole Existence
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider
47	47 Vote	Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
7	7 Vote	Women Are Getting Demolished
77	77 Vote	Why Were There So Little Scientific Research About Porn?
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
7	7 Vote	Museum to Sell All of Your Dreams
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
142	142 Vote	How to Pee in Your 20s
10	10 Vote	All the People in the West Is Blown Out of Bacon
21	21 Vote	20 Reasons to Grow Marijuana in 1997
171	171 Vote	How to Stop Doing Anything
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
28	28 Vote	LeBron Gets His Wings
109	109 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
78	78 Vote	Let's Get This Llama an Acting Coach
7	7 Vote	A Sad Twist on a Gigantic Spooky Spider in a Bathtub
76	76 Vote	The Only Thing That's Been Clearly Successful in Japan Ends
4	4 Vote	Family of Scarred 3-Year-Old Was Kicked Off a Cliff
104	104 Vote	21 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
7	7 Vote	Manic Pixie Dreamguy Inexplicably Twerks His Way Out of Wreckage, Lives Emerge
8	8 Vote	This Is What Kills You
5	5 Vote	Obama and Her Lover
5	5 Vote	The World's Smallest Pony Has Probably Been Kidnapped by the Cute Event Horizon
7	7 Vote	LeBron James Is Dead at 93

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