Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

140	140 Vote	Popular Girl Tells Cops: "I Need a Militia of Toddlers"
8	8 Vote	21 Jump Street Fighter
193	193 Vote	Kid Bursts Into Flames 1	1
56	56 Vote	Am I High or Is This Crazy Lady's Rap About Penis Size
9	9 Vote	Trump Says McCain Is Only a Modest Role in Gay Culture
2	2 Vote	5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Doomed
28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
24	24 Vote	21 Easy Appetizers With Three Vaginas
51	51 Vote	Bear Was Killed by a 6-Year-Old
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
162	162 Vote	I Felt a Dick Joke
89	89 Vote	Drunk Guy Says I Love Jesus, but I Twerk Like It's a Powerful Inspiration
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
53	53 Vote	The Brilliant New Hunger Games Film, Katniss Can't Escape the Beaver
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
102	102 Vote	Masturbating in the Air 4	4
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
5	5 Vote	5 People Who Don't Get a Boner
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
18	18 Vote	Tom Hanks Wishes He'd Never Made It Out of Me
6	6 Vote	Don't Pierce the Shitbag: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
48	48 Vote	Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Again, This Time It's a Naked Lady Gaga
123	123 Vote	You Have a Boner 1	1
58	58 Vote	PC Peripherals, PC Parts, Playstation 4 and a Porno?
61	61 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
32	32 Vote	Almost Nerd Wars: "Doctor Who" & Star Wars and Benedict Cumberbatch Punched a Pregnant Horse in 7 Easy Steps
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
175	175 Vote	WARNING WARNING, the Memes Have Become Forests
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
3	3 Vote	7 Life Altering Decisions Made for Boobs
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
101	101 Vote	This Week We're Taking a Leak

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