Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Patriotic
36	36 Vote	Why Does No Mean No? 1	1
143	143 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy in a Police Van
189	189 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
7	7 Vote	Cocaine Congressman Takes a Giant 100-Yard Penis on a Milk Sea
64	64 Vote	James Franco Made a Shakespearean Version of "Grand Theft Auto"
76	76 Vote	101 Uses for Vodka
36	36 Vote	The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
9	9 Vote	I Bet This Man Hasn't Washed for 60 Years
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
69	69 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Bono
176	176 Vote	Wealthy Egg Man Has Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
8	8 Vote	Here's Rare Audio of JFK Bitching About the Apocalypse
8	8 Vote	Walter White's Facebook Lookback Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
86	86 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
8	8 Vote	With Two Balls Out
8	8 Vote	My Life, Rewritten as a Giant Monster
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
24	24 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Rollout
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
51	51 Vote	Suspected Militant Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
74	74 Vote	8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good — and Spectacularly Wrong
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
4	4 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Cardiovascular Disease
87	87 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
68	68 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a "Feminist Nightmare"

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