Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
8	8 Vote	Student Debt Is More Fiscally Conservative Than Reagan
149	149 Vote	Click Here for Vin Diesel
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
143	143 Vote	13 Companies That Don't Exist
207	207 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
134	134 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
20	20 Vote	We Can't Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
159	159 Vote	Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Too Dangerous to Actually Happen
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
30	30 Vote	After Huge Progress, Veterans Are Still Annoying
62	62 Vote	Iranian Officials Say Hi
73	73 Vote	25 Things You Might Think
29	29 Vote	New App Described as "Torture"
5	5 Vote	Young Girl Leaves School After She's Chastised for Dressing Like a WASP
190	190 Vote	How to Get Hit by Buses 1	1
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
24	24 Vote	This Is the Most Heartwarming Use of Force Without U.N. Approval
211	211 Vote	Reasons Why No One Cares
246	246 Vote	Dear Twitter, You Are an Idiot 1	1
81	81 Vote	7 Questions to Ask Yourself When You're Drunk Driving
41	41 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Produce and Possibly Star in a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
205	205 Vote	Man Dies After Horrifying First Visit to Dentist
4	4 Vote	Just 22% of Likely ObamaCare Users Have Old Computers With Tiny Screens
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
14	14 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl Scout
189	189 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
35	35 Vote	Microsoft's Big Plans for Arctic Ice Cube
227	227 Vote	Here's Why People Will Always Suck
9	9 Vote	Michael Arrington: Google Spied on My Unborn Daughter
17	17 Vote	Obama to Meet With Pelicans
13	13 Vote	Federal Judge Expected to Remain Forever a Virgin
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
69	69 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Bono
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
23	23 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
47	47 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Bible