Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry Royal Palace Won't Sue Sun Over Naked Kindergarten Students "Having Sex" in School Hallway
2	2 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Driving on 16 License Suspensions THEN LET GO!
5	5 Vote	Why (And How) You Should ALL BE FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
5	5 Vote	MLB to Force Their Religious Views On America
3	3 Vote	Ecstasy Could Help Save the PLANET
9	9 Vote	A Science Teacher Ate McDonald's for 3 Months and Lost His Battle With Kidney disease
42	42 Vote	That Awkward Person at Panera Bread
2	2 Vote	This Is Just Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
2	2 Vote	The Lonely Moments After a Shark Attack
3	3 Vote	Here's Why You Are a Shiba Inu
4	4 Vote	The Internet Is a Better Rapper Than You
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
6	6 Vote	Trains Used to Live Life on Mars? No
7	7 Vote	Someone Actually Went and Made Me Cry
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
8	8 Vote	Hey Man, You're a Two-Faced Bitch
238	238 Vote	Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
9	9 Vote	Bugs Aren't Gay, Say Scientists, They're Just Confused and Horny Tarantulas
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
2	2 Vote	Room Full of Boobs
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
8	8 Vote	Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Fucked
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2