Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Microsoft Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
5	5 Vote	Microsoft: We Won't Follow Obama's Gun Laws
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
4	4 Vote	Flight Attendants Survive After Being Denied Drive-Thru Service
6	6 Vote	A Nation Briefly Without Starbucks Employees
9	9 Vote	When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Need Captions
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
28	28 Vote	TX GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
9	9 Vote	PlayStation Exec Explains Why We Should Be Able to Sit Still for 5 Hours
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
64	64 Vote	Japanese Teens Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
9	9 Vote	Bradley Manning acquitted of aiding the enemy for giving secrets to WikiLeaks, but guilty of murdering baby in stroller
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
4	4 Vote	The Angry Birds Cartoon Is a Visual History of the Global War on Women
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
33	33 Vote	Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails in Space
5	5 Vote	100 Things You Probably Can't Masturbate To
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
5	5 Vote	America Is the Sega Console That History Forgot
69	69 Vote	Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
4	4 Vote	No Headline Can Capture the Inexplicable Horror of Exactly How a Four-Star General Hammers a Petty Congressman
53	53 Vote	The 22 Easiest Ways to Make a Hardworking Pizza Delivery Guy Cry
115	115 Vote	Fake Orgasms Are Better for Brains Than Crosswords

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