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Voted Headlines

251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
3	3 Vote	And Oh My Fucking Old Gods: The Game of Thrones Because Ew, Gross
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
6	6 Vote	An Xbox One Opens, Zombies Come Pouring Out
108	108 Vote	News Reporter Thinks He Destroyed Science
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
68	68 Vote	Kim and Kanye in a Gruesome Chariot Accident, Says Science
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
124	124 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in the Womb
134	134 Vote	Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
5	5 Vote	Child Support, a Baseball Bat, and Boiling Alfredo Sauce: The Diner Rampage That Landed Three Women in 2012
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
77	77 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Is Single-Handedly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's CAT
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
63	63 Vote	Woman Gets Upset After Starbucks Writes Vagina Instead of WiFi
41	41 Vote	Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Boy Scouts
8	8 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster 1	1
7	7 Vote	A Disturbing Scale Model of Minas Tirith Is Made of Knives
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
186	186 Vote	Kmart Swears It Had a Giant Gundam
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
144	144 Vote	Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
61	61 Vote	Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
44	44 Vote	Every Biblical Argument Against Crocs
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
7	7 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Filmed Showing 5-Year-Old Boy How to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
171	171 Vote	Your Thoughts Can Make You Look Stupid. From Space
6	6 Vote	The 8 Incredibly Gross Powers Superman Doesn't Even Realize You Heard About
9	9 Vote	1,000 Year-Old Viking Jewelry Found on Subway Tracks Because #YOLO
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
149	149 Vote	The First Evidence That Humans Have Two Arms and Two Others
36	36 Vote	Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times

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