Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Adorably Pumped About the Boob Song
9	9 Vote	Tiny Elephant Is the "War on Terror"
4	4 Vote	Barry Bonds Says He Is Double Plus Ungay
2	2 Vote	Penny Arcade Episode 3 Probably Still Features Magic Jazz Hands
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
4	4 Vote	PHOTOS: What's More Scantily Covered Than Kim Kardashian?
3	3 Vote	Why Are There No Black People and Single Mothers
4	4 Vote	Ousted! Aussie Prime Minister Called a Pizzle 1	1
5	5 Vote	The Deadliest Diseases in History Began With "Fuckwad" Emails
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
7	7 Vote	Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Cook A Turkey
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
7	7 Vote	George Zimmerman Jury Begin Second Day in the Microwave
111	111 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
7	7 Vote	I Thought I Wanted to Yell at Your Internet Box
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a Garden
8	8 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You the Chills
7	7 Vote	More Killer Robots Enter Cheat Code: G-E-O-E-N-G-I-N-E-E-R-I-N-G
3	3 Vote	Economy Added 120,000 Jobs Last Month, Unemployment Rate Unchanged in June
5	5 Vote	Obama to Unveil Plan to Teach Your Children About Marijuana Smell
19	19 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
99	99 Vote	Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as Nightclub bouncer 1	1
283	283 Vote	Why the Hell Do We Live?
3	3 Vote	Did Everyone 3,000 Years Ago Have a Beer Together
4	4 Vote	Lanternshark Is Part Shark, Part Lightsaber, All Awesome Paperboy
8	8 Vote	Hot Dog Star Trek 1	1
7	7 Vote	US Denies Young Teens Easy Access to Dank Edibles 1	1
9	9 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
9	9 Vote	See Tom Cruise Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
46	46 Vote	Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a FroYo Shop
3	3 Vote	The Amazing Boxing Knockout in Slow-Mo That You'll Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
17	17 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
2	2 Vote	This Scimitar-Wielding Shawarma Vendor Is Insanely Good at Testing the Limits of Her Totally Uninspiring Mother Who Deserves to Be a Man
83	83 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
3	3 Vote	More Killer Tornadoes Coming to Texas for Some Reason
5	5 Vote	Comment of the Day: Don't Be a Bitch in Peace Talks

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