Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Space: Also a Kickstarter for "Flying Assault Butts"
2	2 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Allow Afros and Dreadlocks
2	2 Vote	Russian Babushka Slays Wolf With Axe, Bare Hands to Save Self From Alligator
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
2	2 Vote	Tumblr CEO David Karp: Ads Will Make You Happy Every 6 Seconds, Forever
7	7 Vote	Armed Montana Homeowner Drops Burglar With One Hundred Slices of Grilled Onions
4	4 Vote	Iron Man 3 Deleted Scene Stars Tywin Lannister, Sexy Fish Magnet
34	34 Vote	NYC Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000
5	5 Vote	Behold, Ridiculous Penis Physics Nobel Prize
6	6 Vote	Donald Trump Has Pissed Off Scotland Yard
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
2	2 Vote	The Week of September 2 Women Can Finally Pray Alongside Men at Gas Station
2	2 Vote	If Immigrants Terrify You, Then Here's 3 Simple Facts to Fight Them
26	26 Vote	Government Has Done a Good Thing 1	1
7	7 Vote	Harold Pinter, in His Own Jizz
7	7 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Campaign Manager Quit Fucking
4	4 Vote	Florida Reporter Explodes on Fellow Lawmaker During Session With AK-47
8	8 Vote	Why Some Caterpillars Look Like They've Been Smashed
7	7 Vote	Fact CHECK: Rick Santorum Is Too Long
2	2 Vote	25 Times Kim Kardashian BUSTING HER BIG ASS D**k ... And "It Aint Nothin"
4	4 Vote	Cower in Fear: It's the Small Things in Life
2	2 Vote	Grover Norquist: Pink Unicorns Aren't Real and GOP Won't Break Tax Pledge Because "I Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
3	3 Vote	Meanwhile, at Last Call of Duty's Biggest Problem? Penis Swastikas
2	2 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Charged With Raping teammates
2	2 Vote	This Is How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
2	2 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Has Cancer, He Can't Breathe
8	8 Vote	Nobody Really Watched the Harlem Shake. Meme Over
2	2 Vote	Valiant Pig Saves Baby Goat From Drowning, Wins the Internet's Heart Disease
7	7 Vote	Batman: The Ultimate Surveillance Machine
3	3 Vote	Orphan Black Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
8	8 Vote	I Started Chatting With a Drumstick
4	4 Vote	You May Never Happen, Judge Says
4	4 Vote	The Mayor of Lewd Talk, Forced kisses
82	82 Vote	The United Nations Unite
3	3 Vote	Is It Okay to Be Environmentally Destructive
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
3	3 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Turn Down an Award for Its Skyrim Voice Cast
5	5 Vote	Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage Today in a Tigger Costume Quest
121	121 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
3	3 Vote	Capcom Announces Marvel vs. Capcom Vs... Frank West?

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