Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

james-kirk

Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
76	76 Vote	Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS in NY at Age 26 (Or 125 in Human Years )
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
74	74 Vote	Women Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
139	139 Vote	New Poll Finds U.S. Viewed Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
4	4 Vote	Magazine Ordered to Wear Big Girl Shoes
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
56	56 Vote	Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
7	7 Vote	Why History Has a Feisty Message for Boston, and It's Made of LEGO
81	81 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Cop?
4	4 Vote	Romney Justifies Denying Health Care Bears
2	2 Vote	Mitt's Magic Underwear Companies
6	6 Vote	Eisner Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
184	184 Vote	So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
8	8 Vote	Official Statement From the Robot Uprising
4	4 Vote	Jeff Goldblum's "O" Face Detection
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
4	4 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be President?
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
146	146 Vote	An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
231	231 Vote	Behold the Devastating Power of Oxi-Clean
9	9 Vote	Holy Cracking Ice Sheets! Canada Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors "Worse Than Blogs"
14	14 Vote	Code Like a Douche
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3