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Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Crackheads
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Santa Claus Called to Free Grown-Ass Man Stuck in Your Dishwasher
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Crazy Toothbrush Injects You With Cuteness
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Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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Amanda Bynes Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Canines of the Porn Industry
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Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
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I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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The Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Boyfriend Has a Penis!
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The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
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Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the N-Word
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Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
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UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
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Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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GOP Continues to Ruin Everything
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Breakthrough Research Suggests That Left-Pawed Dogs Are Just Plain Wrong
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George Takei Fears NSA Spying Cannot Be Challenged in Court
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IRS Official at Heart of StarCraft II's Zerg Swarm
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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To Do: Go to Hell
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
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Giant Pink Dog Missing in Wyoming
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Why Don't Toddlers Remember a Damn CHAUFFEUR!