Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	EPA to Employees: Stop Pooping in Our Galaxy?
168	168 Vote	You Will Never Complain About My Gay Friends
8	8 Vote	The Prettiest Harp Cover of the Hellraiser VHS That's Haunting London Commuters 1	1
7	7 Vote	Help: I'm a Girl in Yoga Pants or a Cult?
5	5 Vote	Rules to Rock "N" Roll
6	6 Vote	Will Banning Porn Fix the Internet for Being STRAIGHT?!
9	9 Vote	Beyonce Banned From Online Services?
4	4 Vote	What Happens When You Go to Space for Only $5,000
53	53 Vote	6 Old People Who Touch Your Relatives
8	8 Vote	Crappy Bigot Beat Up Bill Maher for Saying "Happy Holidays"
8	8 Vote	CBS, ABC, NBC All Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
292	292 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Customers
59	59 Vote	Listen to the Farting Wrestler
20	20 Vote	This Giant Beetle Is Taking Over Chain Restaurants
14	14 Vote	Guns for the Crotch 1	1
38	38 Vote	Go Deep Inside a Woman's Face
32	32 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help With Your Life Expectancy
210	210 Vote	It's Time to Stop Thinking
104	104 Vote	The 71 Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech
13	13 Vote	4 Criminal Items People Found in Their Brains
5	5 Vote	The Biggest Las Vegas Hotel Suite That's Entirely Covered in Barbie Dolls
12	12 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You Super Powers
32	32 Vote	OK, Married Couples, Have You Ever Considered This: Maybe God Wants You to Do It Again
6	6 Vote	World Leaders Strike Deal to Become Instantly Smarter
28	28 Vote	16 Dogs Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
106	106 Vote	How to Draw Robot Peens
8	8 Vote	Suicide Bomber Kills 5, Including 2 Monet Paintings
18	18 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Count City-Dwelling Rats
9	9 Vote	So, I Married an Anime Character, So He Burned Trash
5	5 Vote	They're College Grads. They're Doing Real Work. But They Can't Be Rapists?
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
37	37 Vote	Google Glass Ceiling
8	8 Vote	This Might Be the Michael Cera Method: Make Awkward Face, Hold for 7 Years
296	296 Vote	Please Remember to Suck It
211	211 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Ideas
66	66 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Thirsty
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
193	193 Vote	I Just Learned How to Dress. Big Mistake
38	38 Vote	In About 15 Years, the Workplace Will Be Made Into Cookies
144	144 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High