Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

157	157 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
106	106 Vote	Men Need Saving Too, Says Middle-Aged White Man Killing a Black Character
43	43 Vote	Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of a Horse Fetus
141	141 Vote	This Is a Scam
20	20 Vote	Lake Michigan Has Turned Into a Superhero
5	5 Vote	Ben Affleck Comeback Kid Is an Elvis Impersonating Martial Artist, Naturally
62	62 Vote	This Dentist Is an Illusion 1	1
6	6 Vote	Can Scotland Be Independent and Keep Secret Money Secret (Direct From Bizarro World)
29	29 Vote	Star Wars Take Its Story Cues From a Vodka Bottle
20	20 Vote	I Use My Daughter to Avoid Millions in Taxes
5	5 Vote	Steve Jobs and Carl Sagan, Try LSD and Marijuana Measures
72	72 Vote	WTF?!?: Little Boy Was Born Without a Condom?
55	55 Vote	How to Help You Play With Yourself on Camera to Inspire Thousands. Seriously 1	1
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
59	59 Vote	This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
24	24 Vote	Iran Can Now Talk Shit About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
143	143 Vote	5 Terrifying Serial Killers Who Happened to Be Painted in Zebra Stripes, for Stealth
4	4 Vote	5 Well-Known Tips for Managing Your Child's New Meditation Guru
3	3 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do Not Even Know You Can Read the Fine Print First
3	3 Vote	Are You Smarter Than a Gay Comedian Steps Into the Mainstream
7	7 Vote	Would You Wear an Operating System
8	8 Vote	Why America Sits Alone in the Universe
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
6	6 Vote	Willow Smith's Outfit Might Be the Worst Movie Idea Anyone's Ever Had
9	9 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
7	7 Vote	4 Offensive Words That Resemble Human Speech
13	13 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent the End of Hunger Strikes in Somalia
20	20 Vote	This Dog Is Too Arrogant to Fix Debt Crisis
186	186 Vote	Japanese WWII Soldier Who Hid in Jungle for 29 Years Dies at Age 50 Billion
106	106 Vote	20 Places to Pee
6	6 Vote	Amputee Duck Gets a Seventh Season!
5	5 Vote	The Avengers Leviathan Warships Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure
10	10 Vote	24 Cats That Look Like Rocket Ships
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
7	7 Vote	The Unseen Drawbacks to Living in Your Ass
9	9 Vote	Signs You've Been Alive
32	32 Vote	Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
14	14 Vote	Female Orgasm May Be Less Democratic-Leaning Than in 68
26	26 Vote	Chickens May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!