Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

397	397 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human? 1	1
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
317	317 Vote	Hey Internet, This Amazing Story Is BS
320	320 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend 1	1
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
43	43 Vote	7 People Who Are Taller Than a Machine
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
9	9 Vote	Halle Berry Saved by the Senate, Killed by Bad Medicine
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
541	541 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
8	8 Vote	This Dumb Parrot Thinks It's Matthew McConaughey, Talks Just Like Fuck It, I'll Be a Metaphor
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
7	7 Vote	Israeli Casualties Would Be Dead by 2016
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
343	343 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
325	325 Vote	This Is Officially Fucked
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
410	410 Vote	People Are Pissed Off
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
353	353 Vote	Even Luigi Is a Problem
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
441	441 Vote	12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt