Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Re-Watched Jurassic Park in Under 60 Seconds
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
448	448 Vote	Great, Now I'm Dead
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
17	17 Vote	Lazy Dog Won't Get Out of Europe
403	403 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2