Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

kurtgirdle

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Doesn't Just Want to Fuck
6	6 Vote	My Boyfriend Has Been Fully Funded - New Stretch Goal Announced 1	1
2	2 Vote	Republican Bill to Ban Exemption Allowing Police to Have a Life
4	4 Vote	Cancer Patients Could Be Making Your Boss Mad
3	3 Vote	Homeowners Told to Brace for "robotic Soldiers"
4	4 Vote	How This Adorable Sloth Reacts to Recent Incidents: Anti-Semitism Is Horrible
86	86 Vote	If You Seen This Please Comment I Think My Walnut Has Autism 4	4
142	142 Vote	Spicer: We Have a Moment to Talk About Our Dark Lord Satan?
2	2 Vote	Mexico's President Responds to Remy Ma's Diss Track
7	7 Vote	Don't Judge Millennials for Finding Your Missing Keys
3	3 Vote	Pending World Record Spotted Bass Caught in Immigration Crackdown
3	3 Vote	Today I Decided to Give You a Heart Attack May You Rot in Hell
4	4 Vote	Illinois Woman Says Kids Tried to Snatch Her Face
3	3 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Shares Ideas for Potential Nioh Sequel
4	4 Vote	A Mom Had One of Beyoncé s Unborn Twins
2	2 Vote	Oprah Could Be Ginger Spice!
7	7 Vote	¿Dios Mio, Why Do Giant People Die So Young?
4	4 Vote	Woman Documents Incredible Transformation to Become a Canyon
4	4 Vote	Dalmatian and Kitty Can't Decide Whether to Arrest a Samsung Exec
4	4 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Is NOT Your Penis
45	45 Vote	Federal Employees Are Using Encryption Tools to Prevent Suicide on Live TV During Grammys Performance 1	1
3	3 Vote	Middle-Earth Inspired Map of the #MuslimBan
109	109 Vote	No, Starbucks Juice Drinks Aren't Full of Shit 1	1
503	503 Vote	Four Killed in Suicide Prevention 2	2
7	7 Vote	Let's Remember Him as Drug Addict
2	2 Vote	I Asked the Panda if He Knew About Martin Luther King, Jr
9	9 Vote	China Tries to Rap for 90 Seconds
147	147 Vote	Theoretical Physicists and Astrophysics Confirm: Life Is Rude
7	7 Vote	I Don't Know Why I Have Sex Way More Often Than Usual
86	86 Vote	Game's Over, Mr. President, and Your Father Smells of Elderberries
288	288 Vote	The Sims 4 Finally Adds Toddlers Suffering
386	386 Vote	As Usual, It's All My Fault
132	132 Vote	Ireland Passes Law to Prevent Aging 2	2
265	265 Vote	UNREAL VIDEO: White Guy Tweets
117	117 Vote	Bill & Hillary Clinton Eating Breakfast Alone in the Sky 1	1
1232	1232 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 3	3
1995	1995 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 6	6
8	8 Vote	Woman Gave Birth Inside a HAYSTACK
35	35 Vote	Burger Chain Apologizes for Punching Cyclists
141	141 Vote	Death of an Ass