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2016 Has Been Canceled
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Kanye West Out of Pokéballs
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How Steve Jobs Beat the Odds and Gives Birth to "Miracle" Baby Boomer
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This Guy Comes Up to Three Times a Day
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Tiger Woods Back: Going to Try Anal
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Michael Keaton Finds Another Meaty Role in McDonald's Toilet
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Obama Knew About Vampires
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Packers Want to Say....... Boop
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The Poison That Has Us Coffin
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Podesta to Mills: We Are Going to Freeze My Clothes
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Alicia Is a Max Payne-Style 2D Platformer
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Victoria Beckham Did Semi-Naked Push-Ups on a Floating Chainsaw
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Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising
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Album Reviews: Kate Bush Is Four Feet Tall
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11 Best Pieces of Shit
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Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II
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WWE Is Reportedly Using "Human Shields"
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Paul Feig "Didn't Realize" Original "Ghostbusters" Was a Full-Blown Orgy
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
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President Obama's Got a Crush on You, Girl!
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Former Adviser to George W. Bush, an Ass
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"Hannah Montana" Is Returning to Reclaim Mosul
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Tim Kaine Was Caught Screaming at His Own Feet
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In Finland We Are Bonded by Satan
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Trump Expected to Destroy Trump
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs