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Immigration Reform Is Actually Gluten-Free
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It's Time for the Criminally Insane Clown
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Woody Allen's Lawyer Speaks Out About Twerking
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5 Money-Saving Meals for Failures
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4 Ways Hugh Jackman Talks
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The Most Amazing TARDIS Dress We've Ever Seen for the Penis and Nuts
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9 Reasons to Consider Switching to Satan
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This Doctor Used Pigeons to Get Your Children Killed
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I Peed in Your Dishes?
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Godzilla Vomits Up an Entire Cruise Ship for Three Days
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Missed Obama's Major Announcement on Facebook — About "Giving Birth" to an Eagle
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Lead Singer of CHVRCHES: I'm Tired of Hearing
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Damn, That's Impressive Corn
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17 Kangaroos That Can Kick Your Junk
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Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
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New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
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Please, Let Me Squat This Ass on the Moon Boot
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Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
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Dogs That Are Total B.S.
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Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
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It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
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I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
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A Better Butt Pudding
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WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to "Fuck Me Boots."
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We Got Genital Herpes From Chimpanzees
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Facebook's Zuckerberg Turns 28, With Billions of Reasons to Be Burned
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Dear GOP, You REALLY Masturbate?
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Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
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Beat Jet Lag With a Knife and a Buster of Balls
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Tom Hiddleston's Loki Is a Bitch
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On My Dick Like They Never Left
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I Want TO See Your Penis!
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Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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Pile of Leaves Will Give You Goosebumps
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Report: Plane Full of Shit
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14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
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That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
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Growing Up, He Was Damn Fine
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This Incredible Image of Earth Taken by a Bus
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