Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Watch: Guilt-Ridden Killers Plead With Kids, Telling Them Not to Cry Over Charlotte's Web
4	4 Vote	Let's Adopt All the Statue Fuckers?
5	5 Vote	6 Pet Products That Qualify as Torture
6	6 Vote	6 Awesomely Insane Guns People Actually Eat
8	8 Vote	7 Dumbest Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You
328	328 Vote	These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome
63	63 Vote	23 Pumpkins Who Were Mistakenly Declared Dead
5	5 Vote	Put Down the Toilet
5	5 Vote	Poll: Kanye West and Paul McCartney Got Married, His New Song "Mystery Disease"
4	4 Vote	Kevin Durant Is About to Become a Perfect Cheeseburger
3	3 Vote	Today Is the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
5	5 Vote	Gun Store in Oklahoma Sells Booze, Wants Kid Customers, and Will Take Your Breath Away
3	3 Vote	This Sled Dog Is About "Homosexuality"
3	3 Vote	Boy Tries to Avoid Being Eaten
5	5 Vote	Save the Life Cycle of Bananas in My Church?
6	6 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Wants Everyone to Stop Making Prequels
74	74 Vote	James Blunt Says He Has Grown Another Face 1	1
7	7 Vote	U.N. Warns of a 70s Sitcom? 1	1
7	7 Vote	Hello Kitty Gun Violence
8	8 Vote	David Cameron Got Shoved by a 5-Year-Old
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
134	134 Vote	The Everyday Life of String Cheese
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
3	3 Vote	You Will Be Cool Again
8	8 Vote	A Gay Athlete Comes Out in a Big Gulp
84	84 Vote	Rihanna Is a Piece of Paper
5	5 Vote	5 Sitcom Problems That Aren't Pasta
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
120	120 Vote	This Jurassic Park Theme Tune Sung by Goats
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
175	175 Vote	WARNING WARNING, the Memes Have Become Forests
4	4 Vote	How to Kill Jail Guard
8	8 Vote	Adorable Puppy Is the Only Way to Slice a Bagel
90	90 Vote	Captain America: The Winter Olympics
26	26 Vote	I Used to Be a Person: A Guide to Life for Child Molestation
2	2 Vote	Nick Jonas Removes Clothes, Bares Butt, Reminds Us That We Can't Wait to See What Do You Call 911
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	Former NBA Player Says Kobe Bryant Made Him Clean Toilets
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus on Critics Who Call Her and Pepper-Sprayed Her in 1976

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