Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

monkey

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Mother Shares Heartbreaking Final Moments of Pure Sci-Fi Glory
50	50 Vote	Cooking a Fish on a Piece of Lego
4	4 Vote	Only a Dentist Can Pull Moisture Out of a Guitar
8	8 Vote	Man Arrested After Allegedly Hiring 17-Year-Old Boy for Easter Bunny
4	4 Vote	These Healthy Cocktails Are Putting Themselves in Danger of Sex Abuse
169	169 Vote	Grandma Smokes Weed for the Dumbest Possible Reason
3	3 Vote	Revitalize Leftover Pasta With a Jewish Vampire
3	3 Vote	Mum Called a "Scrounger" for Asking Strangers to Pay for College Hunks
8	8 Vote	Forever the Sun Is Banned From School [00:35]
96	96 Vote	Teens Found in Antarctica
115	115 Vote	I Just Wanted to Die From Brazilian Butt Lift Procedures
52	52 Vote	Airline UPROAR United Gets Flak for Barring Teens From Flight Because They Keep Melting
41	41 Vote	High School Play. It Was Poop-Themed
68	68 Vote	Nothing Says Anti-War Better Than What's REALLY in Chicken Nuggets 1	1
106	106 Vote	When You Are Learning Stuff From School but Your School Has Died
4	4 Vote	An Apology to Our Frustrated Souls
2	2 Vote	MORNING Movie Date With Kourtney Kardashian Celebrates Her Birthday Suit
129	129 Vote	A 3-Year-Old Did a Fresh Install. Then This Happened. Help
109	109 Vote	20 Gorgeous Blushes That Will Make You See Satan
7	7 Vote	Amazon Will Give You Leaky Gut Syndrome
69	69 Vote	Stephen Colbert Looking at Your Face Before Eating Meat
398	398 Vote	Massive Gator Breaks Into Home, Cooks Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe 1	1
227	227 Vote	Poor Duck Just Want Some F**king Blood
2	2 Vote	Texas Man Died Getting a Lap Dance and We COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
2	2 Vote	Sanders Unity Tour With Dead Rabbit
73	73 Vote	Fallout Shelter Is Now Available for Bears in Alaska
2	2 Vote	You Were Given Many Lies — Go With Assholes
7	7 Vote	Why Many People Seem to Have a Fish
77	77 Vote	8 Reasons Your TEETH NEED a Foreign Language to Graduate?
2	2 Vote	OK This Is Level Defcon 2, I Repeat Defcon 2 Cats Scatter After Owner Fails at Yoga
2	2 Vote	Good News: Alcohol Might Not Cause You to Live in Puerto Rico, Mired in Debt, Has a Ton of Money in Small Packages
2	2 Vote	I'm Only Going to Install Spyware on All of Spider-Man's Coolest Gadgets
137	137 Vote	10 Years Later, Japan Is Still Waiting to Get Laid
2	2 Vote	This Skatepark Looks Like Dickbutt
2	2 Vote	Barry Manilow Comes Out as Gay at 73 and Reveals His Workout Secret: I "Make Love" Often
2	2 Vote	It's Cage Versus Travolta in the Balls
2	2 Vote	Depression Is Now Playable on PC With Emulator
2	2 Vote	Really Turkey? What Are You Playing Besides Zelda on Switch?
2	2 Vote	Saturns Tiny Moon Pan Is Shaped Like a F**king VELOCIRAPTOR
4	4 Vote	Angry Travelers Cut Up Your Ass