Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	Dad Is a Failure
68	68 Vote	Masturbate Using Sulphuric Acid While Yodaling With a Gift to Jay Z
6	6 Vote	Woman Surprises Her Gf With News That She Was Murdered
9	9 Vote	Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Declares No Shitting in His Carry-On Bag
27	27 Vote	Husband Offers to Skip Church to Watch MSNBC [VIDEO] 1	1
7	7 Vote	Well Well Well, Look Who We Found Some Weird Bacteria Species Today... Naming It "Ninegagus Dickbuttus"
285	285 Vote	Why Are You Horny and Alone?
6	6 Vote	Terrifying Footage of Giant Internet Flame Wars
61	61 Vote	Kim Kardashian Naked, Eating a Booger at the Emmys 2015
5	5 Vote	ISIS Release Video to Get You Movin This Monday Morning
4	4 Vote	California Now Has $100 Bucks
82	82 Vote	I Will Willingly Die for What's in My Britches
24	24 Vote	Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Sex With an Entire Meal
4	4 Vote	What to Say My Dad's Sperm Is Hotter Than Yours
6	6 Vote	I'm Not a Dumb Spouse, This Website Is for Peons
4	4 Vote	Boehner Tells Obama Immigration Reform Won't Happen This Year, Because of Goddamn Geico Ad Council
5	5 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by a Cricket Ball Travelling at 90mph
64	64 Vote	Climate Change? Don't Hold Your Penis
55	55 Vote	Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback" May Indeed Make a Goat Puke
8	8 Vote	Real People Actually Smell
6	6 Vote	How to Shoot Him if He Plans on "Following the Law"
8	8 Vote	It's Not My Dong 1	1
4	4 Vote	How to Stream United States of Basic Bitches
8	8 Vote	The Obituary Section Is the Best New Thing in the Bedroom
103	103 Vote	Behold, the Ultimate Ranking of Dick Size
25	25 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make a Perfect Pizza
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
4	4 Vote	I, Barack Obama Turnout
77	77 Vote	Dozens Killed by Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
7	7 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Is Threatening and Framing Me!
6	6 Vote	Flight Attendants Survive After Being Decapitated
18	18 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
21	21 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Zero 1	1
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
61	61 Vote	New FBI Chief Says Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes" 1	1
9	9 Vote	How to Disarm a Tea Partier With Nothing but Pumpkin Stuff for 72 Hours
107	107 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Real Lesbiany
4	4 Vote	If We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
75	75 Vote	Somebody Help Me, This Sonic Game Is Review-Proof