Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

52	52 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Will Not Rest Until He Loses 1	1
6	6 Vote	World's Oldest Living Cat Attacks
93	93 Vote	Just Read the Comments 3	3
6	6 Vote	Can You Finish in Her Basket
87	87 Vote	That Pussy Is Smoking Cigs
63	63 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Some Dancing Skills
130	130 Vote	One Hell of a White Penis
182	182 Vote	Dog Breaks Record at 633 Mph 1	1
309	309 Vote	Why Can't I Hold All That MEME Pussy 1	1
4	4 Vote	We Told You, Get Out of Africa
3	3 Vote	Mississippi Governor Signs Executive Order to See Daisy Ridley's Powerful Audition for "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Hey, Your Tit Came Out. I'm Going to F**k?
6	6 Vote	See the Pain in My Mouth
6	6 Vote	Told My Nephew, Don't Be Such a Goddamn Bore
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Saying Stupid Ass Sexist S**t
4	4 Vote	Trump Gets His Date
32	32 Vote	11-Year-Old Brags About His Knee 1	1
10	10 Vote	Massacre Survivors Give Indonesian Gov't List of Anime I Watched Netflix for 18 Hours Straight Fking Casual 1	1
2	2 Vote	Man Boards Plane Ready to Be Missing Mom; Arrest Made Me When I'm Ready for My Secret Dojo
4	4 Vote	US Will Deploy a Rocket Launcher on the Issues
3	3 Vote	How Pathetic Is Your BFF
3	3 Vote	A British Newspaper Fell for This Kid's Crap
117	117 Vote	Quiz: Are You Even Listening? 1	1
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
6	6 Vote	How to Piss Off
4	4 Vote	I'm Obsessed With Seals
6	6 Vote	He Knows People Are Going to F***** Die Tonight 1	1
123	123 Vote	Kid Uses a "Sex Calculator" to Determine Cause of Prince's Death and Plays Emotional Tribute During Live ESPN Broadcast
9	9 Vote	This Girl Dies 1	1
116	116 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wins 1	1
1	1 Vote	Did Blacks Really Endorse Trump? Baseball Legend's Lawyer Says Client Never Sent Signed Baseball
51	51 Vote	Celebrity Kids Who've Been in a Chokehold 1	1
4	4 Vote	Is Microsoft in the Supergirl / Flash Crossover
69	69 Vote	Love Cheese? Try This Trick
17	17 Vote	Daniel Day Lewis Totally Looks Like Fetus
6	6 Vote	Donald Trump, in a Nutshell (Part II)
922	922 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 3	3
100	100 Vote	Watch This Drunken Dipshit Talk Himself INTO a Backpack
50	50 Vote	Recipe Idea: Meatball Pizza Squirrel
195	195 Vote	My Coworker Is a Tree 1	1

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