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More Beef Please Help...
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No Boris, You Can't Celebrate Independence Without Shooting Hot Dogs Into a 30-Foot Hole Covered Over With Mulch
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Netflix Wants to Make a Pair of Shoes. No, Really
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Watch Adele Twerk It Out at Chuck E. Cheese's
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ISIS Creates Dating Website Just for Kids!
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My Dog to Defeat Lord Vader
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Porn Star Learning to Manipulate Gravity
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This Is How I Became a Loser
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Man Killed Trying to Make Danny DeVito Play Jar Jar Binks?
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Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile
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Democratic Debate: Bernie Sanders Says He Won't Hurt You
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Help I'm Drowning in Campaign Ads
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Before Sexytime With GF She Dropped That Would More Guns Make America Safer?
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Women Take Longer Than Men to Pay the Lent
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Google Expected to Attend Facebook Son's Wedding
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7 Inventors Killed by Escalator
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Kendrick Lamar Will Be Studied for Millennia
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Kim Kardashian Falls on Tent in Yosemite, Killing 2 Campers
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23 Extremely Easy Ways to Destroy Earth
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Baby Goes for Swim in Untreated Sewage
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Just Let Me Ruin Your Life
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Can Someone Please Kill Me!
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Danny DeVito Is Surprisingly Plausible
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Nike Announces It Will Be a Problem
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That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
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She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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Candy Crush Saga Is Ruining Our Cities
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Mom Pranks Her Son in Benghazi Attack
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Hot Naked Men Found in Connecticut River
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Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
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You Can't Handle Stairs
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Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
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The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas"
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How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
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15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
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Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
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Indiana Man Pulls Out His Fake Cock
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Whew, I Was a Baby
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PSA: It's OK to Kill Johnny Depp's Dogs